Marlin Jackson to Eric Johnson: "Just let me tie your shoe here and then you can get the ball and you'll be able to run better".
Peyton Manning chooses "rock".
Joseph Addai: "And the one that got away was THIS big!"
Rashean Mathis: "I had one get away from me that was at least this big."
London Fletcher: "That's nothing! The one that got away from me was THIS big!"
Peyton Manning is the best, but does this look like good form to you?
Hey Marion Barber - don't look so surprised you have the football. You're a running back. You're supposed to have the football.
Marion Barber: "This is gonna really hurt in about one second."
Ryan Lindell reacts to having heard someone say a bad word on the football field. (It was probably a teammate after Lindell missed a 45 yard field goal, costing some fantasy owners their game when all they needed was a couple more points).
Charlie Frye to Jamal Lewis: "Here's the ball. You want it? Come and get it. A little closer...a little closer...don't be afraid..."
Hey! Charlie Frye - There's no crying in football!
Donovon McNabb is apparently pouting after having been told that a number of quarterbacks were taken in fantasy drafts way before he was.
Estimated time of impact is 0.2 seconds from now.
Like father, like son. (Did someone say "Cheese dips?")
Donald Driver is apparently going to try to catch this one with his helmet instead of his hands.
Jon Ryan is either yawning or just surprised that rookie kicker Mason Crosby made the kick. Probably not too many fantasy teams out there with Crosby on them, but it was a game winning kick for Green Bay.
Brett Favre: "No, I'm not playing until he says he's sorry. That really hurt my feelings."
Sean Considine cries "Foul!" because DeShawn Wynn kicked grass in his face.
When Brett Favre gets really mad at someone he sticks his tongue out at them.
Drew Carter gives himself a pat on the head with his secret weapon - a 3rd arm he keeps hidden behind his back.
Steve Smith grabs his wrist instead of the ball, causing fantasy owners everywhere a few points.
Marty Booker not quite getting the hang of riding piggy-back.
Jason Campbell: "No, YOU be quiet! I'm trying to call out the plays here."
Jason Hanson thinks if you close your eyes and wish upon a star you can make a field goal.
Some youngster plays hookie from school and hides among the Oakland Raiders hoping not to be seen by the truant officer.
Josh McCown: "Do you think this helmet makes my head look big?"
Josh McCown: "Oh no! I got grass stains on my pants again. My Mom is gonna kill me."
LaDainian Tomlinson: "No one's going to tackle a guy carrying the American Flag. Hey, that gives me a great idea..."
Shaun Alexander: "Don't touch me man! I'm not kidding. Stay away."
Jeff Garcia: "How would you like having a hand in your face every time you tried to throw the ball? Huh? How's it feel?"
Note to Earnest Graham: Look down just a little bit and you'll find the ball. Makes it easier to hold on to. And try to show a little enthusiasm for the game.
Carnell Williams: Do I really need to eat this plastic thing? It tastes terrible!
Jeff Garcia and John Wade practice their ballroom dancing technique for their audition on "So You Think You Can Dance".
Nate Burleson returns a punt while a teammate spots something interesting on the ground.
Brian Kelly thinks grabbing Shaun Alexander by the helmet is a good idea.
Eli Manning: Hello? Isn't somebody supposed to be here?
Cortland Finnegan is about to try and slip his hand down the back of Matt Jones' pants and hope no one notices since all eyes will be focused on the ball.
Robert Geathers learns it's easy to block a Steve McNair pass if he sits on a teammate's shoulder and makes himself ten feet tall.
Seconds later, CBS lost their feed from the end zone camera.
Oh look! It's the new Larry, Moe and Curly!
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something. I hope I wasn't supposed to bring my girlfriend to this game.
Someone needs to tell Darnell Dockett that it's not very manly for a professional football player to suck his thumb. (Even if he does have tatoos).
Nate Clements is keeping his distance just in case Larry Fitzgerald decides to "cut one loose".
In yet another rule change designed to protect the quarterbacks, the NFL introduces the short-lived pinky tackle, which Karlos Dansby attempts on Alex Smith.
