Monday, December 10, 2007

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 12



Jon Kitna is either pouting at another dropped pass by a Lions' receiver or he's having trouble understanding the hand signals sent by his wife in the stands asking him what time he'll be home for Thanksgiving dinner.




Tony Romo is a little taller than most people realize.





Tony Romo wouldn't be smiling so much if he knew how he looked in that stocking cap. And aren't all quarterbacks supposed to wear baseball caps when they take their helmet off?




The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders don't need to wear hats.






Unfortunately, they did put their jackets on.





Chauncey Davis gives himself a wedgie.






Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank asks Peyton Manning if he'd like to come to Atlanta and compete with Joey Harrington and David Garrard for the starting quarterback position.





When Peyton Manning isn't busy making commercials he plays football.






How many Chicago Bears does it take bring down Andre Hall? Let's call it five and a half. That's Alex Brown with the upside down approach.





Here's Peyton and Eli's lesser known brother, Ricky Manning, trying to bring down Andre Hall.






(See Tony Romo cap comment above).





This is why you rarely see a tight end like Greg Olsen try to punt a ball.






Chad Johnson looks concerned because he has to share the limelight with a mascot.





Not understanding how the camera works, Chad Johnson looks to see himself on TV.






Fred Taylor and David Garrard with their synchronized leap.





Gilbert Harris can hold onto the ball or Fabian Washington, but he can't do both.






Here we go with the stocking caps again.





Brodie Croyle is going to count to five and then throw a timing pass.






I'm not sure if the Kansas City cheerleaders are wearing white furry scarves or if those are supposed to be Santa Claus beards. Oh well - who cares?





Apparently Eli Manning had his feeling's hurt when he read in this blog a few weeks ago a comment that was made about him not being as good as Peyton.






Troy Williamson appears to think he's holding onto the ball. (This is why he isn't on very many fantasy teams this year).




Josh Brown looks down and realizes too late that he has his kicking shoe on the wrong foot.






Finally! A quarterback (Matt Hasselbeck) who gets the cap thing right. Well, almost.





"Come to Papa."






Bobby Engram takes a close look to make sure he's holding onto the ball.





Brian Leonard tells Gus Frerotte: "You can wake up now. The game is over."






Chris Hovan is supposed to be watching the game but he appears to be looking off to the side.





Oh, now I get it.






Come on Aaron Sears - there's no crying in football!





Mike Alstott remembers when he was a force on the football field and hopes to return to those glory days.






Coach Joe Gibbs remembers when he... oh never mind.





"Everybody raise your hand if you want to go out to the bar after the game."






Santana Moss to Phillip Buchanon: "OK, see if you can get your leg up this high."





Ladell Betts waves to the fans as he rushes up field.






Trent Dilfer looks surprised to see an open receiver.





Unfortunately, Arnaz Battle blocks the view of the cameraman.






Someone should tell Jonathan Ogden to pick on someone his own size.





As promised, Philip Rivers waves to his mom right before taking the snap.






Willis McGahee is about to come in for a rough landing.





Tom Brady with an affectionate hug for Juqua Thomas.






Sometimes a player will lose a shoe during a game. Here, James Farrior loses his whole foot.

Friday, December 7, 2007

NFL Fantasy Football Players Pictures - Week 11




Byron Leftwich analyzes the weight lifting technique of Gaines Adams.





Apparently none of Byron Leftwich's four hands could hold on to the football.




A moment later, Cato June and Michael Jenkins each had a big time headache.





Byron Leftwich pleads with someone to pick up the phone.





This Atlanta Falcon cheerleader didn't seem to mind that Atlanta lost 31-7.





Willis McGahee discovers that it's a lot cushier to come down on the gut of a defensive lineman rather than on the ground directly.





Quinn Sypniewski didn't learn from Willis McGahee.





Derek Anderson is caught sleeping on the job.





Sean Jones is checking to see if Kyle Boller's helmet is on securely.





While the Buffalo Bills stand around discussing how to defend against Randy Moss, who had four touchdowns, Laurence Maroney runs one in for a score.




Roscoe Parrish explains how he thinks you can beat New England: "If you spread your legs wide enough when you jump up for the ball you can knock the defenders out of your way."





Tom Brady appears to be congratulating Ellis Hobbs for returning a fumble for a touchdown, but secretly Tom is lamenting the fact that it took an opportunity away from the offense to get another one themselves. Hence the "low five".






Just as Tom Brady was about to smack a defensive lineman right in the face he disappeared.





Larry Fitzgerald hopes that by holding the ball high above his head, no one will be able to reach it and take it away from him





I'm not sure where these guys think the ball is. Chad Johnson has his hand on the leg of Eric Green, and Paul Brown has his hand between the legs of Chad Johnson.





Terrell Owens dares opposing players to knock the ball off his head, demonstrating his intimidating glare which worked wonders as he had four touchdowns against Washington.





Brett Favre and Vinny Testaverde discuss the good old days when they were young.





Brett Favre looks a little bit different after the game with his uniform off.





Joel Dreessen looks stunned to have scored a touchdown, as were fantasy owners everywhere who said "Who?"





Will Smith asks Matt Schaub to cough.





Jared Allen asks Peyton Manning to cough.





Jarred Page with the "no hands" interception. (The "good hands" guys are all receivers).





Eddie Kennison and Michael Coe with the old "I've got it - you take it" routine.





If Brodie Croyle is your fantasy team quarterback then you are in trouble.





Reggie Williams auditions for "So You Think You Can Dance".





Reggie Nelson is not impressed.




Neither is Mike Peterson and he tells Williams to stick to football.






Fred Taylor wants to make sure that no one will confuse him with Chester Taylor.





Tim Dobbins figures if he can't tackle Maurice Jones-Drew he'll try to kick the ball away.





The Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders MAY have had something to do with inspiring the Jags to their win over San Diego.





In a pre-game display of guts and courage, a Minnesota security guard checks out this Vikings fan.





Shouldn't this guy be singing in a choir somewhere on Sundays? (Lane Kiffin).





"Wait! Be careful where you step. There's a big ugly bug on the field. Man, that gives me the creeps."





This is the REAL reason why they built a dome for the Minnesota Vikings to play in.




Kerry Rhodes demonstrates why it's better to have flubber on the bottom of your shoes rather than Velcro like those other guys.






Needless to say, Ben Roethlisberger's pass did not make it to the intended receiver.





David Harris gives new meaning to the term "hanging on by a thread".





Ben Roethlisberger puts a soccer move on Shaun Ellis.




Brad Smith thinks he's going to make a catch for a touchdown about a split second before he gets a surprise from Deshea Townsend.






Donovan McNabb puts on a jacket and begins to shrink.





From out of nowhere an anonymous hand attempts to de-pants Trent Dilfer.





True Beatles fans everywhere are humming "I am the Walrus - goo goo a' joob" right about now.





There are manly handshakes and then there are - well, let's just say that this is not one of them.





Things got a little "squirrelly" at Mile High stadium.





Nobody could tackle the squirrel.





Perhaps this is what the squirrel was after.





This is the play that toyed with the emotions of fantasy owners and was the difference in some close games. Vince Young was ruled out of bounds, leading to what would have been a field goal attempt and three points for Rob Bironas. Replay overruled the call and it became a touchdown for Young and his fantasy owners, and Bironas owners had to settle for a one point conversion.




Once the game was over everyone was anxious to get to the pre-Thanksgiving Day sales.