Hey Jake Delhomme - Wake Up! You're missing a good game!
The coptor's up and it is GOOD!!!
DeShaun Foster, DeMeco Ryans, and Jamar Fltecher all can't seem to find where the ball is. It's not that hard to find!
Anthony Maddox tip-toes up on Jake Delhomme, hoping he won't be heard coming from behind.
Chad Johnson would like to take a bite out of the football if only he didn't have such a big face guard.
Joe Jurevicius has his prayer interrupted by Leon Hall.
Paul Spicer is so happy to see his old friend Joey Harrington he's about to give him a nice big hug.
Joe Zelenka tries to hide the name of the kicker who just missed a field goal, but the big number 1 on the back gives it away (John Carney).
DeAngelo Hall probably wouldn't fall down so much if he wore the same kind of shoe on each foot.
Joey Harrington comes to the realization that his center has been eating chili again for lunch.
Reggie Williams wows the crowd with his one-handed pushups while holding onto the ball.
Bubba Franks catches a touchdown pass without even looking, elating his fantasy owners.
Al Harris tries to keep Anthony Mix from falling down by holding him up by the back of his shirt. (But Al - shouldn't you be trying to get him to the ground?)
Derrick Ward continues to keep running, not quite sure why his right leg seems to be so heavy.
Plaxico Burress hopes that by hiding the ball behind his back, no one will see that he has it.
Suddenly and inexplicably, the six player pyramid came crashing down.
Donald Driver and Sam Madison demonstrate their famous, synchronized "Waving at the Ball" routine.
Fred Robbins tries to congratulate Ryan Grant on his fine running style.
Bubba Franks demonstrates his kicking accuracy by booting one right at the camera.
John McCargo to Ben Roethlisberger: "I didn't say I'd give you the shirt off my back. I said I wanted the shirt off your back."
Heath Miller with the "It's mine and you can't have it" look.
Ben Roethlisberger with the "No thanks, I've got it" look.
Dick Jauron with the "I wonder what's for dinner?" look.
Although disputing the accusations in the tabloids, Jeff Wilkins is caught sleepwalking during a game.
"Head-On - Apply directly to the forehead."
Marc Bulger realizes a split second too late that he just threw the ball to the cameraman.
After a string of incompletions, Marc Bulger tries the two-handed basketball pass technique.
Jeff Wilkins attempts a kick-boxing maneuver on Nate Clements.
Vince Young needs to get a better view downfield so he uses Kevin Mawae to get a boost.
Eric Moulds signals to the sidelines: "Can somebody come and remove this Colt from my leg, please?"
Dallas Clark explains to the goal post how he got open for the touchdown catch.
Travis LaBoy has come down with the dreaded purple tongue disease.
Peyton Manning avoids a sack by winking at a defensive lineman, throwing him off his game.
Eric Moulds does his Incredible Hulk impersonation. Unfortunately, he was still tackled.
Having been "double dared" to do so, Matt Leinart attempts to throw a pass with his eyes closed.
Calvin Johnson attempts to listen to the heartbeat of J.T. O'Sullivan.
Boss Bailey thinks that by holding Adrian Peterson's foot to the ground he won't be able to run very well.
How many Vikings does it take to run with the football?
Troy Williamson is about to learn just how difficult it is to catch a football with your thighs.
It's actually harder to catch a ball with three hands than with two.
Brian Billick singing "I Did It My Way!"
Justin McCareins adjusting his gloves just a little too late.
Eric Mangini apparently left home without his reading glasses.
Kellen Clemens apparently thinks the center's prostate is OK.
Patrick Surtain manages to break up a pass intended for Muhsin Muhammad without grabbing his face mask.
Quentin Jammer tries to tell Randy Moss a secret during the game.
Bill Belichick wishes he would have worn a warmer jacket.
Randy Moss trying to do the "Walk Like an Egyptian" dance.
Philip Rivers proposes in front of 50,000 fans.
He got his answer.
Donovan McNabb tries to hide the ball behind his head but Rocky McIntosh isn't buying it.
Heck. Most anybody can throw the ball that far.
Donovan McNabb tells a defender to stick it up his nose.
Clinton Portis prefers to dive over, rather than step on an ant hill.
Donovan McNabb reaches out to hug Sean Taylor, unfortunately forgetting he was holding the football.
